Re:Geraldo is NOT arrested..don't believe the spam

[email protected]
Wed, 12 Aug 1998 19:36:37 EDT

Well reno, When did we at Zooropean post any of that that I had died or that
geraldo has been arrested?????? need help? How about NEVER!

You try to bring Zooropean into this when we have nothing to do with this,
your truwe colors are showing, Reno and they are not pleasant.

YOU brought us into this! We have nothing to do with these rumours. Your posts
are a prime example of someone whom posts from emotional response, as opposed
to rational thought.

For everyone else:
WARNING!!!!!!! RENO IS ONTO US!!!!!!
ZOOROPEAN IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING HORRIBLE EVENTS AND
ENTITIES!!!!!:

GLOBAL WARMING
EL NINO
ALIEN ABDUCTIONS
CLINTON BEING RE-ELECTED
CLINTON SEX SCANDALS
JERRY SPRINGER
Y2K COMPUTER PROBLEM
NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION
SADDAM HUSSEIN
THE BORG
SPICE GIRLS
HANSON
BACKSTREET BOYS
TUPAC'S MURDER
B.I.G.'S MURDER
GERALDO RIVERA
DROUGHT IN TEXAS
VOLCANIC ACTIVITY
BIGFOOT
FLAVORED BEERS
FLAVORED COFFEES
OZONE DEPLETION
AND EVERYTHING ELSE EVIL IN THE WORLD!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:^)

WE ARE EVIL! WE ARE OUT OF CONTROL! WE MUST BE STOPPED!

Have a laugh on us......it might be funnier if not so pathetic and sad! :)

Chuck Anderson
U2 Zooropean magazine

come to us....open your mind to us, resistance is futile:

http://www.u2shoppingmall.com

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