U2 break up rumor uncovered by a unusual source.


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Wed, 23 Sep 1998 15:15:38 EDT


Hi
Yesterday I was in my chiropractor pals office. I was talking to a "very
knowledgeable" 19 year old receptionist about U2 and she said "Oh my
boyfriend's friend is a big fan he has all there stuff. I wanted to see them
in LA but I couldn't. It is too bad cause I guess they are breaking up."
After that I think she went back to twrilling her hair or something important
like wondering how they got all those poppy seeds on the bagel and jelly in
the doughnut.
I ran away and cried!!
Larry lied on the Sweetest Thing video. I can't believe it!! He said something
like "No we aren't breaking up." and something about a new album in 99.
But what does Larry know? He is just a drummer?
Is this a cover up, like Matt Drudge, this girl has uncovered?? Oh my God! No
more U2 no more contests? No more causing furor on WIRE and getting flamed???
What will I do with myself? I am I doomed to watch the backstreet boys grow
out of puberty and into that I need to find myself and grow more facial hair
and get introspective phase?
THE HORROR THE HORROR
Nah
I think I am going with what Larry said!!
YAY
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