For all you concern about Alanis vs U2 and record sells? Let's do the math!!


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Thu, 12 Nov 1998 13:22:54 EST


Hi
:o)
Personally I really don't care about the record sales but it seems to be an
important topic for some of you.
 First of all I decided I am responsible for atleast 100,000 plus for album
sales for Alanis. I figure 100,000 plus is the number of girls who are bitter
that they can't have me, Modsavage. So it would go to figure they would feel
Alanis pain and would buy her album!!!!
But besides all that
lets do the math shall we?
Alanis sold
469,000 in the first week of sales, as you know now, I am responsible for
100,000
I feel bad about that
:o(
U2 sold
237,000 in the first week of sales. I take full responsibility for four of
those albums
But here is the thing most aren't factoring in.
Alanis is just one album
U2 is two albums and costs more.
So you have to factor in all the preteens who can't afford the twenty bucks
plus for U2 double album. So they bought Alanis the first week. They wont be
able to afford to buy U2 until they baby sit a few times more or collect and
hope for tips from their paper route. Then there is the fact that VH1 and MTV
sucks and shoves Alanis down our throats, don't get me wrong I like Alanis but
No U2 vids??
They suck!
So lets do the math shall we
Alanis x 1 = 469,000
U2 x 2 =474,000
YAY
U2 wins!!
"I went looking for spirit, I found alcohol, I went looking for soul, I bought
some style, I wanted to meet GOD, to sell me religion..." Bono @ POPMART LNOE
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