Ariston Eschaton ([email protected])
Mon, 23 Nov 1998 18:32:35 +0000
From: "Emil Salas" <[email protected]>
>That rumor's been going around for ages, hasn't it? While I doubt it, I too
>would like to know whether or not it's true.
Jamie lee Curtis? well, the sob story i heard was that she was born with
both bits - and her parents decided at birth, "well, ya know - its a lot
less hassle having a daughter, y'know.."
.. and with that ... *SNIP!* presto - one girl.
of course, this is just the digest version, the actual article was some
sort of this-is-your-live tome .
(does anyone ever READ these sunday magazine articles about the glitterati???)
hehehehe... i just read the headlines, and go "pensioner's incontinence underwear
lining advert" spotting.
sunday magazines are LITTERED with devices to enable incontinent sad old wet
gits use the bathroom more efficiently.
(like, by 60, you'd thought they would have learned? lol!) heheheh.. AAAAAANYWAY..
(tangent central!)
>Oh, and everybody leave the owler alone.
yeh. *sticks beak out* (owls dont have toungues... well, not as we know itm jim..)
>Ariston's posts have consistently
>been the most entertaining (and occasionally insightful) on this list.
hehe.. *bow* excellent. you see guys? a completely impromptu and unprepared
statement by someone ive never even met.
(psst - heres 20 bucks... run along now.. SHHHHH!) lol! :)
cheers matey - i'll add you to the "owl appreciation club" list.
senior (and founder members) get a membership card. yours is in in
the post. :) hehehe
>And if Bono ever gets up onstage and uses the word U2000, that's it, we'll
>know they've exhausted absolutely all creativity.
well - they would have to really. after all, in "U2", there is only *1*
digit for the milennium. i suppose U2 would become "U0", and instantly
start rehashing old tracks like.. 11 o'clock tick tock, or Sweetest thi..
the damage has begun... :)
well.. the only way out for U2 is to become Millenium compliant and store
the extra 3 digits necessary for them to keep up to date.
>Seeing them do something
that obvious would just be too painful to watch.
oh i dunno. seeing a candid camera of Jamie Lee's female conversion
would be more painful to watch... :)
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