this week's edition of....I give you...the TRUTH!!


Chris Brown ([email protected])
Fri, 27 Nov 1998 19:32:29 -0600


Here the latest news on U2...
    U2's next album will now be entitled "Drugs Baby"...U2 will be appearing
on a Jerry Springer episode sometime in the future, the title "We changed
our style of music, and now you hate us". U2's next tour will be called Joy
to the World and apparently the tickets will be free! However, if you are a
member of the Rolling Stones, the price will be fifty billion dollars each.
Until next time Wire...that's the truth...


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