MISS PATRICIA M HEFNER ([email protected])
Sun, 6 Dec 1998 03:58:44, -0500
I think we could stand a little bit of humor, so I'll give it my best
shot. (drumroll, please)
IN THE NEWS
There is quite a bit of speculation over the disappearance of the tapes
and other objects crucial to U2's work on their next album.. The
thieves were aliens who disappeared from sight minutes after the rip-off
. The thieves escaped and their mode of travel is a UFO since no one on
earth has seen this vehicle. I saw this story on Not Necessarily the
News. The Extraterrestrial Police are currently investigating reports
that the UFO looks like a huge lemon. Someone in Glasgow claimed that
he'd seen a large yellow object in the sky which could not possibly be a
star. His friends told him to see a shrink because they thought he was
hallucinating. However, others in the Glasgow area have called up the
newspapers with the same story and no one told them they needed shrinks.
The band has gone to Glasgow to keep up with these developments .After
all, two of the Glasgow phone calls came from shrinks. More information
forthcoming about this truly strange story as soon as we get it.
Pax,
Patricia
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