David Doran ([email protected])
Thu, 21 Jan 1999 14:00:59 -0000
In light of recent events i thought people might get a kick out of this
joke..........please note no offence to any English people, I have many
friends in the UK, this is only a gag!
>
>"How to Anger an Irishman"
>
> Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One guy
> said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to the Irish
> man and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick
> was a sissy." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the
> English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick
> was a sissy and he didn't care!" "You just don't know how to set
> him off, watch and learn." The second English man walked over and
> tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. "I hear your St. Patrick
> was a transvestite!" "Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you."
> Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies.
> "Your right, he is unshakable!" The third English man said: "No,
> no, no, I will really piss him off, you just watch." The English
> man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and
> said..."I hear your St. Patrick was an English man!" "Yeah, that's
> what your buddies were trying to tell me."
Cheers
DAVE
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